she woke me up with a bang, bang.
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okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the…
copy and paste yourself into my bed
(Source: samuraimofo, via thehilariousblog)
